Walking in the nude...

Posted by: snaffles

Walking in the nude... - 03/07/06 11:50 AM

Ever done it? Apparently it is on the increase....
Posted by: Sam Peps

Re: Walking in the nude... - 03/07/06 01:12 PM

This morning actually.
Between the shower and the towel rail.
Posted by: argonaut

Re: Walking in the nude... - 03/07/06 08:43 PM

Saw a programme on TV 18 months ago maybe, about a bloke who did it, and he was joined by his girlfriend for several days, who also got stripped.
The camera's showed him going into the village shops, some didnt mind and thought it was fun, but some others got a bit shirty with him and chased him out.
Can't remember his name or what the programme was called.
Bit of an eye opener to say the least.

Argo.
Posted by: Oldun

Re: Walking in the nude... - 04/07/06 10:19 AM

I don't think that walking in the nude over a long distance is a good idea for old people; as the first sign of aging is when bits either fall off or keep leaking. Could make a bit of a mess on the Queens Highway.
Posted by: Slogger

Re: Walking in the nude... - 04/07/06 07:21 PM

Like most walkers I go walking for the scenery and that definatly does NOT include nudes. Some people think that by daring to go nude, makes them special, more uninhibited than the rest, they have seen the light, its the natural thing, its total freedom etc. in their own private space, fine but outdoors in a public place,its not normal, unhealthy, unsightly, downright ignorant, and in your face.
Dave.
Posted by: Redlesweb

Re: Walking in the nude... - 04/07/06 08:25 PM

The naked rambler is currently serving another jail sentence yet some what lengthier this time. His girlfriend has gone back to her day job yet still wonders about naked in her spare time. I think he has manged John O Groats to Lands end 1.5 times in the nude. I think it is pretty funny really.
Posted by: bb&gg

Re: Walking in the nude... - 04/07/06 11:13 PM

"ignorant, and in your face."
Dave.
.........
No, you dont want that in your face Slogger. [img]http://www.coast2coast.co.uk/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
Posted by: MarkF

Re: Walking in the nude... - 05/07/06 04:44 AM

Two comments:

Going nude cuts down on pack weight and I assume the nude means fully nude and so no boots!
Posted by: Kate's Dad

Re: Walking in the nude... - 05/07/06 11:38 AM

Me and my mate saw a woman walking in the nude once. He had a stroke. I couldn't reach!
Posted by: Slogger

Re: Walking in the nude... - 05/07/06 01:40 PM

Have you noticed that, these nudist lot are not are not a pretty sight at all, mostly just the opposite. I think think their message is " weve given up and just dont care anymore".
Dave.
Posted by: snaffles

Re: Walking in the nude... - 05/07/06 10:46 PM

It seems to me that the general consensus is that if you have a body of a greek god/goddess, then fine. If not, keep your kit on.
This seems to me to be shallow minded and trite. And I wholeheartedly agree!
Posted by: GrahamC

Re: Walking in the nude... - 06/07/06 07:54 AM

KD

ROTFPML
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Walking in the nude... - 15/07/06 07:38 AM

You've got a telescopic lens then.Ya wee Timorous Beastie.
Posted by: Nimrod

Re: Walking in the nude... - 16/07/06 12:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by norman walker:
You've got a telescopic lens then.Ya wee Timorous Beastie.



How would you know,Norm?
Nimrod
Posted by: wylie coyote

Re: Walking in the nude... - 16/07/06 10:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by GrahamC:
KD

ROTFPML



This probably means something, but what?

I liked NWOBHM when a teenager but even many of my peers had no idea what the initials were for.

Also I recently received an email saying that the sender was compiling results for races for AW.

I now know what this means but I had to ask the sender and his reply was:

"the nationally recognised(?) abbreviation."

Does this put me in the same sphere as my brother who want said of someone really famous "Well he can't be that famous if I haven't heard of him." But as I said to him at the time, "That says more about you than him."

Wylie
Posted by: Redlesweb

Re: Walking in the nude... - 16/07/06 06:19 PM

I think 'ROTFPML' means 'Roll on the floor, pi**ing myself laughing'.
Posted by: wylie coyote

Re: Walking in the nude... - 16/07/06 10:39 PM

Thanks RLW,

I feel often that the world gets too full of abbreviations. Every company seems to want an acronym. There is only one funny one - at car bumper sticker level of funny - "Ban All TLA's"

Wylie
Posted by: Dr.BingoBongo

Re: Walking in the nude... - 07/08/06 07:55 PM

Bravo Peter.

I'll assume that you're taking a compass reading.

BB
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Walking in the nude... - 07/08/06 10:42 PM

Such a big fuss about such a little thing.

Like most sCOTS he is pissing into the wind.
Posted by: tonyk

Re: Walking in the nude... - 08/08/06 10:53 AM

The Naked Ramblers forum!

http://nakedwalk.org/index.php?option=com_forum&Itemid=38

I think its daft and has more to do with ego and attention seeking than freedom of expression.After watching the Naked Rambler programme I got the distinct impression that Mr Gough was suffering from mental health problems.
Posted by: argonaut

Re: Walking in the nude... - 09/08/06 07:44 PM

Yawn.Yawn.....Oh dear another attention seeker.

I'm with Tonyk on this one, I feel sorry for you if you have to turn to this sort of thing to get noticed.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/08/06 09:38 AM

You disgusting, sad, piece of scottish shit.

How very clever and daring of you.

Please post a pic of you with an attractive women........Ha!!
Posted by: tonyk

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/08/06 10:58 AM

It seems a bit of a strange place to have a pedal and crank but each to his own!
Posted by: Dr.BingoBongo

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/08/06 03:54 PM

Peter Kemp................ I salute your courage, your strength, and your indefatigability.

But most of all I admire your Piscatorial Prowess.....

BB
Posted by: Sam Peps

Re: Walking in the nude... - 11/08/06 12:51 PM

The flying Scot posted these tame shots as a bit of fun. What is wrong with that?

I'll tell you - nothing at all.

The real hypocrites are those that were up in arms or abusive - given their own sins, these were as nothing.
Posted by: argonaut

Re: Walking in the nude... - 11/08/06 01:33 PM

mmm, I can see what floats your boat Sam. [img]http://www.coast2coast.co.uk/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
Posted by: Nimrod

Re: Walking in the nude... - 11/08/06 03:13 PM

Calm down,Sam!
Nimrod
Posted by: Dr.BingoBongo

Re: Walking in the nude... - 11/08/06 03:38 PM

Yeah Sam......it's just a man with his goolies wedged in a Tam o'Shanter.
If all the sexually insecure,uptight humourless prigs could step to the left of their potties they might see a photo of joyous liberation and expression.
Interesting,and ultimately healthy,that we can view the same photo and have such divergent reactions.
I wonder if there is the same disagreement between all those who have read "You disgusting, sad, piece of scottish shit."
Is anyone prepared to paint that comment in a positive light?
Guess not....they're all to busy having a frenzy over a naked man !!

Sam,please stick around. You have great purpose around these parts .

BadaBing BadaBoo
Posted by: madame cholet

Re: Walking in the nude... - 11/08/06 05:15 PM

SSS - Please don't leave! I want to know where you sighted the bassenthwaite. This is a genuine forum question. I'm now in Lakeland for week end with the old man.
Madame Cholet x
Posted by: argonaut

Re: Walking in the nude... - 11/08/06 09:18 PM

Seashore, my reply wasnt aimed at you.
It was for the other Sam (peps).

[This message has been edited by argonaut (edited 11 August 2006).]
Posted by: tonyk

Re: Walking in the nude... - 12/08/06 09:34 AM

Quote:
If all the sexually insecure,uptight humourless prigs could step to the left of their potties they might see a photo of joyous liberation and expression.



Its possible to take the photo in two ways.It might well be an example of "joyous liberation and expression" to some people but others might see it as someone expressing a personal fetish.Regardless of which it is there are laws in place to stop this kind of behaviour in public places.Most coppers would called it "flashing" rather than "joyous liberation".
Posted by: Dr.BingoBongo

Re: Walking in the nude... - 12/08/06 11:54 AM

TonyK......your initial reaction to this photo was to assume he was indulging in a "pedal and crank".
What does that say about your Psychosexual Profile?
Do you wear socks with your sandles?

My initial reaction was that not only is Peter Kemp of stout stock and well aimed humour but he is a true Nature Boy.
Then YOU,TonyK,came along and painted YOUR picture of Mountain Top Onanism and sullied the beauty of Petes artistic statement.

Methinks the K stands for Kinky !!!

Bing Xx
Posted by: Redlesweb

Re: Walking in the nude... - 12/08/06 12:53 PM

'Scottish Shit'?! Arse.

Clothes or no clothes - freedom of choice is what counts. Norman your intollerance of others and blatant racism does not surprise me in the least considering your general reaction to everything and anything posted on these forums.

I agree with Sam - these forums have become a bit boring and a bit nasty. Bingo Bongo tries to have a wee bit of banter and is shot down for it (albeit, truly wonderful at holding his own so continues to make me smile). New members come on and ask for a little advice only to be told to basically piss off - why should walking be such an elitist activity??
Posted by: Redlesweb

Re: Walking in the nude... - 12/08/06 12:55 PM

TonyK

Draconian laws are not necessarily a good thing - but yes, I guess as citizens we should abide by them.
Posted by: tonyk

Re: Walking in the nude... - 12/08/06 02:57 PM

Dr BB wrote
Quote:
What does that say about your Psychosexual Profile?


Psychosexual profile? Jeez,it makes me sound like some kind of potential serial killer!

Racism? I bet if Norman had made such comments about the Welsh he would have had his door knocked down,been finger printed and had DNA samples taken.Funny how the law dosen't apply to the Scots.
Posted by: Black Sailor

Re: Walking in the nude... - 12/08/06 05:40 PM

Good grief there's some serious people on this thread. Lighten up everyone - it's just a bloke without his kit on. And he's even been considerate enough to keep his wedding tackle well out of sight.
Posted by: flying scot

Re: Walking in the nude... - 12/08/06 05:43 PM

For foxes glacier mints can some of you guys no take a bit of fun.
Posted by: Black Sailor

Re: Walking in the nude... - 12/08/06 05:44 PM

Good grief there's some serious people in this thread. Lighten up everyone - it's just a bloke without his kit on. And he's even been kind enough to keep his wedding tackle hidden away.
Posted by: Lounge Lizard

Re: Walking in the nude... - 13/08/06 08:08 AM

Not that the photographs displayed on this thread are necessarily a representative selection, but
- is it only men that walk in the nude ?
- why does he appear to be standing, not walking ?
- how many miles a day does he manage on average ?
Posted by: Nimrod

Re: Walking in the nude... - 14/08/06 08:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Black Sailor:
Good grief there's some serious people on this thread. Lighten up everyone - it's just a bloke without his kit on. And he's even been considerate enough to keep his wedding tackle well out of sight.


[img]http://www.coast2coast.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
Posted by: Nimrod

Re: Walking in the nude... - 14/08/06 08:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Black Sailor:
Good grief there's some serious people in this thread. Lighten up everyone - it's just a bloke without his kit on. And he's even been kind enough to keep his wedding tackle hidden away.


[img]http://www.coast2coast.co.uk/ubb/confused.gif[/img]
Posted by: Lounge Lizard

Re: Walking in the nude... - 13/06/07 07:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sea shore sam:
Yes a bit too much back to nature, its not the stone age. It is a disgusting site to see. I always found that itís the middle aged men and upwards 40+ who tend to prance around naked on the coast. They seem to get some type of sexual thrill/buzz. These animals don't consider any part of the human race but themselves. They could also be bitten by bugs and insects also, that would teach them!!! If I catch any nudes on my travels I will chop off their bits, especially the males!!! Watch out Naturalists!!


s s s. Well not everybody is blessed with a body like yours to show show off.
Posted by: Lounge Lizard

Re: Walking in the nude... - 06/07/09 08:45 AM

Originally Posted By: Kate's Dad
Me and my mate saw a woman walking in the nude once. He had a stroke. I couldn't reach!

Joking aside, I suffered a stroke last Monday, couldn't stand or walk ( and that's without going to the pub ) and was eventually rushed to the Acute Stroke Unit fifteen miles away. I'm making a good recovery and have no difficulty walking a mile or so unaided now, but it should serve as a reminder that none of us are getting any younger
and that we shouldn't delay doing those long distance walks until it's too late.
Posted by: Oldun

Re: Walking in the nude... - 06/07/09 08:54 AM

Welcome back LL. What you say is quite frightening, especially when you do so much walking. But maybe it was because you were constantly rushing to keep up delivery timing without taking proper rest or meal breaks.
Posted by: Lounge Lizard

Re: Walking in the nude... - 06/07/09 09:18 AM

Originally Posted By: Oldun
Welcome back LL. What you say is quite frightening, especially when you do so much walking. But maybe it was because you were constantly rushing to keep up delivery timing without taking proper rest or meal breaks.


Oldun, Thanks, and I'm sure you're right there. On the day I was taken ill (a) it was one of the hottest days of the year and (b) with having a dislocated shouler the pevious weekend then working my 'day off' I had not had anything like a break for a fortnight. Furthermore, the brain scan showed scaring that indicated a previous stroke some time ago which must have been a day about five years ago when I was ill but didn't have medical treatment, a day (a) that was very hot when (b) I got in a bit of a panic with friends waiting for a delayed train not knowing whether we would catch a connection, etc. The lessons then might be to be careful in hot weather and to rest, and not get too stressed
Posted by: tim smith

Re: Walking in the nude... - 06/07/09 11:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Lounge Lizard
Originally Posted By: Kate's Dad
Me and my mate saw a woman walking in the nude once. He had a stroke. I couldn't reach!

Joking aside, I suffered a stroke last Monday, couldn't stand or walk ( and that's without going to the pub ) and was eventually rushed to the Acute Stroke Unit fifteen miles away. I'm making a good recovery and have no difficulty walking a mile or so unaided now, but it should serve as a reminder that none of us are getting any younger
and that we shouldn't delay doing those long distance walks until it's too late.




L.L.
was so sorry to hear that you had a stroke.
all i can say is " I hope you make a full and quick recovery''
take it gently ,but keep going
Regards
ern
Posted by: Lounge Lizard

Re: Walking in the nude... - 07/07/09 09:28 AM

Originally Posted By: tim smith
Originally Posted By: Lounge Lizard
Originally Posted By: Kate's Dad
Me and my mate saw a woman walking in the nude once. He had a stroke. I couldn't reach!

Joking aside, I suffered a stroke last Monday, couldn't stand or walk ( and that's without going to the pub ) and was eventually rushed to the Acute Stroke Unit fifteen miles away. I'm making a good recovery and have no difficulty walking a mile or so unaided now, but it should serve as a reminder that none of us are getting any younger
and that we shouldn't delay doing those long distance walks until it's too late.




L.L.
was so sorry to hear that you had a stroke.
all i can say is " I hope you make a full and quick recovery''
take it gently ,but keep going
Regards
ern


Tim. Thanks for your kind comments.
Any you know what they say about 'every cloud' - signed off sick for four weeks I just might be able to become a regular poster on here instead of the occasional one I've been for the past three years.
Posted by: Oldun

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/07/09 01:07 PM

LL. Do you only get 4 weeks off after a stroke?
Posted by: Lounge Lizard

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/07/09 03:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Oldun
LL. Do you only get 4 weeks off after a stroke?

I think it depends how severe the stroke is, and mine thankfully can't be described as one of the most severe.
It was devastating on the Monday evening, being unable to walk or talk, but I had improved the next day and felt a lot better on by the Wednesday.
I'm getting about more now ( in town this lunchtime then the Wetherspoons briefly and the Post Office on the way walking home ) and have every intention of being back at work at the beginning of next month but being quite a strenuous job and unsure what progress I can continue to make I can't yet be too sure about when I will return.
Posted by: Dr.BongoBingo

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/07/09 05:05 PM


Dear Mr. Loungel I. Zard

Sounds like you are making good progress.
Take things easy and continue your path to good health.

All the best.
Dr. BB xx
Posted by: Mark Bradshaw

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/07/09 05:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Dr.BongoBingo

Dear Mr. Loungel I. Zard

Sounds like you are making good progress.
Take things easy and continue your path to good health.

All the best.
Dr. BB xx


Good to see you back,Dr Bingofleegle. wink
Nimrod
Posted by: Mark Bradshaw

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/07/09 05:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Lounge Lizard
Originally Posted By: Oldun
LL. Do you only get 4 weeks off after a stroke?

I think it depends how severe the stroke is, and mine thankfully can't be described as one of the most severe.
It was devastating on the Monday evening, being unable to walk or talk, but I had improved the next day and felt a lot better on by the Wednesday.
I'm getting about more now ( in town this lunchtime then the Wetherspoons briefly and the Post Office on the way walking home ) and have every intention of being back at work at the beginning of next month but being quite a strenuous job and unsure what progress I can continue to make I can't yet be too sure about when I will return.


I hope you are on the mend soon,LL.
Nimrod
Posted by: Dr.BongoBingo

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/07/09 07:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Mark Bradshaw

Good to see you back,Dr Bingofleegle. wink
Nimrod


Hello Bradders,

Fear not, I'm never that far away.

Bing
Posted by: joe yak

Re: Walking in the nude... - 10/07/09 09:01 PM

Good Lord. Be careful if you are using walking poles and a GPS device.
Posted by: Oldun

Re: Walking in the nude... - 11/07/09 11:29 AM

Dear Bongo, your absence from these hallowed threads over the last few months has been deafening. How the devil have you been, or have you been courting the devil ready to pounce at the right opportunity?
Posted by: m/ark

Re: Walking in the nude... - 02/08/09 06:03 PM

I think it is a good idear, may be we can have a mardy gra walk naked.
Posted by: SteveInLeicester

Re: Walking in the nude... - 05/08/09 02:14 PM

I do hope you're not advocating nudity Mark. tut. see how far moral standards have declined? Soon you'll be advocating having sex in the open air.