"The Lion ... And breakfast in the morning was proffered by the landlady with a fag in the corner of her mouth and a blue smog around her - we could only stomach Cornflakes before running away" ( 2 Oct 2003) - a shrewd businesswamoan, methinks, cutting down expenditure on sausage, eggs and bacon boosts profits, this is 'portion control' taken to extremes. Let's hope the idea doesn't catch on.