Paul and Judy where wild camping at Angle Tarn,Paul said" I'm going to fill up our billy can with water for a cup of tea.He came back and said"my hands are freezing"Judy replied"put them between my thighs,they will soon warm up.
A couple of hours later he did the same again and came back with freezing hands."put them between my thighs"she said"they will soon warm up.
At Dusk he went of again and came back and said" My hands are really freezing" Judy Replied" for goodness sake Paul don't your ears ever get cold" !!