you are a very wise man 'slowcoach' ; from this day forward you will be known on this forum as 'odin' who - as the tricky trucker would no doubt inform you - was a norse god ; one of great wisdom albeit acquired through the experience of hard knocks( probably therefore also a yorkshire god....ee 'ad it tough when ee were a lad ). there is a small cross in remembrance of him a few hundred metres from the lion inn at blakey ; although it can be a little hard to locate.
also associated with yockin and bicce ( remember them ) in norse mythology.
Odin= to ode. as in " no use juss standin there old lad, if ya doin nowt you can be "odin" this light here while a change me booits"
Norse mythologoy my foot.Tsk tsk